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In Jazz Riffs, Sweetchuck plays a Beatnik host who interviews Eddie as a jazz musician in a mask who is disguised because he's embarrassed by the fact that he has to prostitute himself by doing weddings for pay and shares some funny stories about several of his nightmare gigs. We then went Massage farringdon La Mesa to Brandon Tartikoff's office where he's dressed in leather like Eddie Murphy who is also in the sketch to get pitched Tartikoff's horrible programming ideas.

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Pokey eventually arrives sounding like the stereotype of a hypochondriac Jew and the two fight the entire time. Tartikoff then took to the street to ask New Yorkers about the current NBC line-up only to get a pretty harsh response of unrecognition and disinterest about every single.

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Larry's Corner was a talk show sketch where "Larry" interviewed a few average and uninteresting friends from his youth who all have childish stunts. At first, I was only half entertained by this concept, but then one of the friends Gary Kroeger started Massage new Flagstaff beach fart with his armpits.

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Once again, Brad Hall gave us the news.

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This week, Piscopo drops by with sports, Naughty notions Springfield Sweetchuck gets another segment where he bashes the New York Post. Sweetchuck then enters a gun store dressed like a meth head looking punk and asks if he can rent a gun.

Piscopo plays the owner who attempts to do a bit of a background check but quickly gives in to every excuse that Sweetchuck gives to why he can't comply while obviously being up to no good.

We then went to the audience to find Siskel and Ebert who once again gave us an insightful review of the show while it's still in progress. NBC: Be There is a fake ad for the network the slams the upcoming season of shows. Ethel's Diner Tragedies is a sketch where Mary Gross plays a waitress on a day where she learns that every aspect of her life takes a turn for the worst. Customer after customer enters the diner with escalating bad news. Finally, Brandon Tartikoff closes the show by thanking Holly berry Shoreline escort audience and saying his goodnights.

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Odyssey Of A Paperclip is a "Documentary" that follows the life of a paperclip that Gary Kroeger was about to pick his teeth with in an attempt to show why it might be a bad idea.

Rhea Pearlman then played a Spanish Massage in pavilion Cheektowaga who insists that the students only speak Spanish no matter what they are trying to convey. Even when Eddie who is not a student comes in to report a hostage situation, Rhea insists that he say it in Spanish instead of acting on the warning which inevitably le to her getting shot when the cops chance the perpetrator into the room.

Once again, Brad Hall gives us the news. This week, Julia Louis-Dreyfus drops by as a fired news anchor with Tourettes and talks about getting fired because Jewish singles party Gardena was a woman, Gary Kroeger got a segment to talk about the latest Bond Girl, and "Dr.

Ruth" drops by to talk about sex in Father guido sarducci 5 minute Springfield and how it influences the youth. We then went backstage to a show where we meet a couple of intense autograph seekers who meet up with an obsessed fan who thinks Liz Taylor will be his wife the moment she exits through the back door only but all that they get is the real Dick Cavett.

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Belushi enters the scene with a broken leg, and Candy's geriatric staff try to help using old-timey techniques.

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Perfectly Frank was surprisingly not about Frank Sinatra but instead hosted by a guy named Frank who discusses the use of subliminal messaging in TV where Piscopo does an early version of Kevin Nealon's character Subliminal Man. Brad and Jim have a debate only Jim keeps stealing characters from the original cast of Saturday Night Live to make his point.

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We then went to a Transsexual Support Group Meeting where all the women involved in this episode play men who are transitioning into women who discuss the differences in their lives since the change and how they all actually miss being men.

Finally, Betty Thomas closed the show by thanking the audience and saying her goodnights.